Weird AF News

The only daily weird news podcast

hosted by comedian jonesy!

Weird AF News

Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Florida.

Man plays soccer with another man’s decapitated head. Tourists in Dublin can’t stop touching a statue’s breasts.

Man convicted of murder for decapitating man and playing soccer with his head in New Mexico. Molly Malone statue in Dublin may be elevated to keep her out of reach of repeated breast groping. Citigroup Bank accidentally credits customer with $81 trillion instead of $280. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ – Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Man plays soccer with another man’s decapitated head. Tourists in Dublin can’t stop touching a statue’s breasts.
March 10, 2025
Florida woman stabs boyfriend for not eating her cooking. Floridaman swallows $770k worth of jewelry after arrest.
March 7, 2025
Baby pigs left to starve to death as part of an art exhibit. Postal service will no longer deliver grandma’s letters.
March 6, 2025
Funeral home’s noodles are so good, diners pretend to be mourners. Movie theater has to pay mental agony damages for showing ads.
March 5, 2025
Man arrested for sex with subway seat a second time. Scientists create Woolly Mice instead of Woolly Mammoth.
March 4, 2025
No Measles Parties, please. Says health official. Influencer spent $140k to turn herself into a robot.
March 3, 2025
Floridaman bites deputy and police dog at a 7-11. Floridaman Games 2025: A celebration of athletic absurdity.
February 28, 2025
Child bites referee’s testicle so soccer game’s canceled. Man allows fiance to electrocute him for 3 hours as a pre-marital pain test.
February 27, 2025
Teacher sold “test enhancement” drugs to his students. Bird drops a severed human hand into a schoolyard.
February 26, 2025
Thousands of kids accused of witchcraft in past decade. TikTookers drop heavy objects on their feet in new viral trend.
February 25, 2025
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Weird AF News

Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Florida.

Man plays soccer with another man’s decapitated head. Tourists in Dublin can’t stop touching a statue’s breasts.

Man convicted of murder for decapitating man and playing soccer with his head in New Mexico. Molly Malone statue in Dublin may be elevated to keep her out of reach of repeated breast groping. Citigroup Bank accidentally credits customer with $81 trillion instead of $280. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ – Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Man plays soccer with another man’s decapitated head. Tourists in Dublin can’t stop touching a statue’s breasts.
March 10, 2025
Florida woman stabs boyfriend for not eating her cooking. Floridaman swallows $770k worth of jewelry after arrest.
March 7, 2025
Baby pigs left to starve to death as part of an art exhibit. Postal service will no longer deliver grandma’s letters.
March 6, 2025
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Support the Weird AF News podcast by joining the Patreon. Your small monthly subscription allows me to record, edit and deliver the podcast five days a week. Through the generosity of my patrons I’ve been able to remain highly caffeinated and I even recently purchased a quality microphone for the show. Unlock bonus episodes of Weird AF News, exclusive interviews with weird people, and video series like Weird AF Places. There are various levels of participation in the program but every dollar helps me out. 

Support Weird AF News

Are you a daily listener of Weird AF News? If so, don’t hesitate to show how much you appreciate all the hours that Jonesy sits in a hot closet recording all these weird AF stories for your listening pleasure.

Support the Weird AF News podcast by joining the Patreon. Your small monthly subscription allows me to record, edit and deliver the podcast five days a week. Through the generosity of my patrons I’ve been able to remain highly caffeinated and I even recently purchased a quality microphone for the show. Unlock bonus episodes of Weird AF News, exclusive interviews with weird people, and video series like Weird AF Places. There are various levels of participation in the program but every dollar helps me out. 

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