Weird AF News

The only daily weird news podcast

hosted by comedian jonesy!

Weird AF News

Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Florida.

Deaf woman hit by an airplane while walking her dog in a park. Boob jobs are shrinking as ballerina breasts become popular.

AI chatbots show signs of serious gambling addiction according to study. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ – Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones – wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

Deaf woman hit by an airplane while walking her dog in a park. Boob jobs are shrinking as ballerina breasts become popular.
October 27, 2025
Floridaman arrested for stealing recipes from a restaurant. Floridaman threatens to stab neighbor and eat her dog.
October 24, 2025
Butt Breathing has been declared safe for humans. Many Americans will become obese overnight without gaining a pound.
October 23, 2025
Elderly man fakes his death to see who would come to his funeral. Customers suing sneaker company because of loud squeaks.
October 22, 2025
Mosquitoes discovered in Iceland for first time ever. Restaurant called Whitexicans caused offense and trauma.
October 21, 2025
Watch an ad, get some toilet paper at these dystopian toilets. City bans black cat adoptions ahead of Halloween.
October 20, 2025
Floridaman keeps prostitute, punches father. Floridaman attacks strip club manager with a cheeseburger.
October 17, 2025
An island has over 1 million cats and it’s a problem. African lawmaker killed when his car hits an elephant.
October 15, 2025
Dozens of mystery sex toys wash up on beach in Scotland. Mother livestreams her childbirth on Twitch to tens of thousands.
October 14, 2025
There’s a marathon where racers must eat Taco Bell along the route. Catholic church’s altar wine so popular people order it in local bars.
October 13, 2025
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Weird AF News

Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Florida.

Deaf woman hit by an airplane while walking her dog in a park. Boob jobs are shrinking as ballerina breasts become popular.

AI chatbots show signs of serious gambling addiction according to study. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ – Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones – wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

Deaf woman hit by an airplane while walking her dog in a park. Boob jobs are shrinking as ballerina breasts become popular.
October 27, 2025
Floridaman arrested for stealing recipes from a restaurant. Floridaman threatens to stab neighbor and eat her dog.
October 24, 2025
Butt Breathing has been declared safe for humans. Many Americans will become obese overnight without gaining a pound.
October 23, 2025
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Support the Weird AF News podcast by joining the Patreon. Your small monthly subscription allows me to record, edit and deliver the podcast five days a week. Through the generosity of my patrons I’ve been able to remain highly caffeinated and I even recently purchased a quality microphone for the show. Unlock bonus episodes of Weird AF News, exclusive interviews with weird people, and video series like Weird AF Places. There are various levels of participation in the program but every dollar helps me out. 

Support Weird AF News

Are you a daily listener of Weird AF News? If so, don’t hesitate to show how much you appreciate all the hours that Jonesy sits in a hot closet recording all these weird AF stories for your listening pleasure.

Support the Weird AF News podcast by joining the Patreon. Your small monthly subscription allows me to record, edit and deliver the podcast five days a week. Through the generosity of my patrons I’ve been able to remain highly caffeinated and I even recently purchased a quality microphone for the show. Unlock bonus episodes of Weird AF News, exclusive interviews with weird people, and video series like Weird AF Places. There are various levels of participation in the program but every dollar helps me out. 

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