Weird AF News

The only daily weird news podcast

hosted by comedian jonesy!

Weird AF News

Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Florida.

Family strangles brother with a rope for bringing home chicken. Cigarette smuggler crosses a river disguised as a water plant.

Indian Man Killed By His Brothers For Bringing Chicken Home to a Party. 24 hour pizza vending machines debut in Michigan but is it tasty? Cigarette Smuggler Caught Trying to Cross River Disguised as a Water Plant. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ – Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Family strangles brother with a rope for bringing home chicken. Cigarette smuggler crosses a river disguised as a water plant.
November 19, 2024
Men attack luxury cars in a bear costume for fake insurance scam. Australians asked to track their farts for science.
November 18, 2024
Human head found on a popular Florida beach. Floridaman stabs brother in neck for talking over his food.
November 15, 2024
Ban on women marrying after 25 and other weird Japan proposals. Police officer suspended after throwing away victim’s skull.
November 14, 2024
Man declares himself Jesus and then beats up seven monks. Rage room bookings increase following Trump victory.
November 13, 2024
Wicked dolls mistakenly list adult film website on the box. Pope Francis keeps tweeting about the Saints NFL team accidentally.
November 12, 2024
North Korean troops get internet and can’t stop touching themselves. 43 monkeys escaped a lab and I know where this leads.
November 11, 2024
Floridaman wanted sex on the beach, instead attacked with a hatchet. Floridaman arrested for punching a police horse.
November 8, 2024
Hackers demand French company pay ransom of $125k in baguettes. New home owner finds skeleton of old homeowner dead 15 years.
November 7, 2024
Naked drunk tourist covered in poo falls from balcony in Thailand. Ambulance runs over cyclist then bills him for services.
November 6, 2024
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Weird AF News

Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Florida.

Family strangles brother with a rope for bringing home chicken. Cigarette smuggler crosses a river disguised as a water plant.

Indian Man Killed By His Brothers For Bringing Chicken Home to a Party. 24 hour pizza vending machines debut in Michigan but is it tasty? Cigarette Smuggler Caught Trying to Cross River Disguised as a Water Plant. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ – Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Family strangles brother with a rope for bringing home chicken. Cigarette smuggler crosses a river disguised as a water plant.
November 19, 2024
Men attack luxury cars in a bear costume for fake insurance scam. Australians asked to track their farts for science.
November 18, 2024
Human head found on a popular Florida beach. Floridaman stabs brother in neck for talking over his food.
November 15, 2024
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Are you a daily listener of Weird AF News? If so, don’t hesitate to show how much you appreciate all the hours that Jonesy sits in a hot closet recording all these weird AF stories for your listening pleasure.

 

Support the Weird AF News podcast by joining the Patreon. Your small monthly subscription allows me to record, edit and deliver the podcast five days a week. Through the generosity of my patrons I’ve been able to remain highly caffeinated and I even recently purchased a quality microphone for the show. Unlock bonus episodes of Weird AF News, exclusive interviews with weird people, and video series like Weird AF Places. There are various levels of participation in the program but every dollar helps me out. 

Support Weird AF News

Are you a daily listener of Weird AF News? If so, don’t hesitate to show how much you appreciate all the hours that Jonesy sits in a hot closet recording all these weird AF stories for your listening pleasure.

Support the Weird AF News podcast by joining the Patreon. Your small monthly subscription allows me to record, edit and deliver the podcast five days a week. Through the generosity of my patrons I’ve been able to remain highly caffeinated and I even recently purchased a quality microphone for the show. Unlock bonus episodes of Weird AF News, exclusive interviews with weird people, and video series like Weird AF Places. There are various levels of participation in the program but every dollar helps me out. 

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