Weird AF News

The only daily weird news podcast

hosted by comedian jonesy!

Weird AF News

Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Florida.

Naked drunk tourist covered in poo falls from balcony in Thailand. Ambulance runs over cyclist then bills him for services.

Ambulance hits Oregon cyclist, rushes him to hospital, then sticks him with $1,800 bill. Fireball whiskey co. plans to collect heartbroken football fans’ tears for new whiskey. Naked drunnk British tourist falls from balcony in Thailand covered in poo. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ – Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Naked drunk tourist covered in poo falls from balcony in Thailand. Ambulance runs over cyclist then bills him for services.
November 6, 2024
Famous squirrel seized and killed by local government. Oregon has sexy bats that win beauty contents regularly.
November 5, 2024
Cannabis joints given out during Halloween trick or treat. Thousands attend a fake invented Halloween parade.
November 4, 2024
Floridaman church burglar searched ‘Where do church keep money’. Teen wields machete at elderly Democrats at polls.
November 1, 2024
Fire chief apologizes after Halloween party with KKK costumes. Hindu priest claimed could fly, dies falling off a mountain.
October 31, 2024
Women in China get calls from government asking if they pregnant. Vatican has a new anime girl mascot.
October 30, 2024
Snoop Dogg has a cannabis referee so you don’t get too high. Farmer hog-ties two trespassers and drives them to police.
October 29, 2024
Pizzeria serves marijuana laced pies by mistake. Thieves steal 22 tons of cheese and that’s no gouda!
October 28, 2024
Floridaman pulls a machete on son for forgetting his birthday. Man tried to cut off and eat a guy’s toes for concert tickets.
October 25, 2024
Oral sex leads to throat cancer. French Bulldog dies on a plane because owner is a dummy.
October 24, 2024
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Weird AF News

Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Florida.

Naked drunk tourist covered in poo falls from balcony in Thailand. Ambulance runs over cyclist then bills him for services.

Ambulance hits Oregon cyclist, rushes him to hospital, then sticks him with $1,800 bill. Fireball whiskey co. plans to collect heartbroken football fans’ tears for new whiskey. Naked drunnk British tourist falls from balcony in Thailand covered in poo. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ – Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Naked drunk tourist covered in poo falls from balcony in Thailand. Ambulance runs over cyclist then bills him for services.
November 6, 2024
Famous squirrel seized and killed by local government. Oregon has sexy bats that win beauty contents regularly.
November 5, 2024
Cannabis joints given out during Halloween trick or treat. Thousands attend a fake invented Halloween parade.
November 4, 2024
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Support the Weird AF News podcast by joining the Patreon. Your small monthly subscription allows me to record, edit and deliver the podcast five days a week. Through the generosity of my patrons I’ve been able to remain highly caffeinated and I even recently purchased a quality microphone for the show. Unlock bonus episodes of Weird AF News, exclusive interviews with weird people, and video series like Weird AF Places. There are various levels of participation in the program but every dollar helps me out. 

Support Weird AF News

Are you a daily listener of Weird AF News? If so, don’t hesitate to show how much you appreciate all the hours that Jonesy sits in a hot closet recording all these weird AF stories for your listening pleasure.

Support the Weird AF News podcast by joining the Patreon. Your small monthly subscription allows me to record, edit and deliver the podcast five days a week. Through the generosity of my patrons I’ve been able to remain highly caffeinated and I even recently purchased a quality microphone for the show. Unlock bonus episodes of Weird AF News, exclusive interviews with weird people, and video series like Weird AF Places. There are various levels of participation in the program but every dollar helps me out. 

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