Weird AF News

The only daily weird news podcast

hosted by comedian jonesy!

Weird AF News

Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Florida.

Mail carrier for USPS shot in the face by Amazon delivery driver. Emergency naked bike ride protest organized in Portland.

USPS mail carrier was shot by an Amazon delivery driver. A 22 year old male posed as a high school student and attended school for 19 days. Portland Oregon organizes emergency Naked Bike Ride as a protest. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ – Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones – wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

Mail carrier for USPS shot in the face by Amazon delivery driver. Emergency naked bike ride protest organized in Portland.
October 6, 2025
Floridaman tried to post bail using an alligator he claims is also a lawyer. Floridaman kills and eats his own pet peacocks to spite a neighbor.
October 3, 2025
Teen shot after being mistaken for a squirrel by hunting buddy. Woman gives birth, then wins Mortal Kombat tourney while holding newborn.
October 2, 2025
Women’s chests will be checked for illegal breast implants in North Korea. Dog owner kidnaps the man that ran over his dog, robs him.
October 1, 2025
Passengers eat their passports mid-flight. High School teacher fed a live kitten to the classroom snake.
September 30, 2025
Florida woman assaults man with a can of silly string. Floridaman caught with human skull and bones at Tampa airport.
September 26, 2025
Vicious squirrel attacks and hospitalizes town residents. Graveyard coffee truck banned from serving a hospital because of their “offensive” name.
September 25, 2025
Italian tourist city will tax all visiting dogs. Aspen will make improvement to their Glory Hole Park.
September 24, 2025
DoorDash driver alerts police of hostage situation after delivering kidnapping items. Teacher arrested for using fart spray on campus.
September 23, 2025
Jesus Take the Wheel songwriter dies in plane crash. The Rapture is tomorrow but do NOT sell your house.
September 22, 2025
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Weird AF News

Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Florida.

Mail carrier for USPS shot in the face by Amazon delivery driver. Emergency naked bike ride protest organized in Portland.

USPS mail carrier was shot by an Amazon delivery driver. A 22 year old male posed as a high school student and attended school for 19 days. Portland Oregon organizes emergency Naked Bike Ride as a protest. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ – Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones – wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

Mail carrier for USPS shot in the face by Amazon delivery driver. Emergency naked bike ride protest organized in Portland.
October 6, 2025
Floridaman tried to post bail using an alligator he claims is also a lawyer. Floridaman kills and eats his own pet peacocks to spite a neighbor.
October 3, 2025
Teen shot after being mistaken for a squirrel by hunting buddy. Woman gives birth, then wins Mortal Kombat tourney while holding newborn.
October 2, 2025
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Support Weird AF News

Are you a daily listener of Weird AF News? If so, don’t hesitate to show how much you appreciate all the hours that Jonesy sits in a hot closet recording all these weird AF stories for your listening pleasure.

Support the Weird AF News podcast by joining the Patreon. Your small monthly subscription allows me to record, edit and deliver the podcast five days a week. Through the generosity of my patrons I’ve been able to remain highly caffeinated and I even recently purchased a quality microphone for the show. Unlock bonus episodes of Weird AF News, exclusive interviews with weird people, and video series like Weird AF Places. There are various levels of participation in the program but every dollar helps me out. 

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