Weird AF News

The only daily weird news podcast

hosted by comedian jonesy!

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Florida.

Florida woman pleasures herself in public, stated she “just wants to feel good”. Police learn the hard way, you can’t trust “Crooked Jess” with drug money.

FLORIDA FRIDAY – Police arrest a Florida woman for pleasuring herself in public and then stating, she “wants to feel good”. Floridaman accused of attacking his neighbor over a dog feces dispute. A Floridaman smashes multiple properties with a metal pipe after just getting out of jail for killing a swan. Florida police learn the hard way that you can’t trust “Crooked Jess” with money to buy crack. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining
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Florida woman pleasures herself in public, stated she “just wants to feel good”. Police learn the hard way, you can’t trust “Crooked Jess” with drug money.
September 4, 2026
The infamous serial buttsniffer has been arrested again for smelling crack. Mountain climbers are melting Everest’s glacier with their urine, study shows.
September 3, 2026
Teacher sets up a “Fart Corner” for her students. Woman wakes up to a bat crawling into her mouth.
September 1, 2026
Naked DoorDash driver caught on camera delivering food. Man drove a guillotine over to the Capital Building, gets arrested.
August 31, 2026
Floridaman punches Chuck E. Cheese employee for stealing his girlfriend. Floridaman exposes himself while working at Steak and Shake.
August 28, 2026
Dragonball Z theme park is planned for Paris. Target just sold a racist Halloween costume.
August 27, 2026
Teenager in India was killed in a plot to steal his testicles. 38 year old woman pretended to be a 12 year old to trick adoption parents.
August 25, 2026
Robot breaks Usain Bolt’s sprint record at the World Robot Games. Man takes a hostage, locks himself in men’s room, demands a hypnotist.
August 24, 2026
Florida woman bites off her husband’s ear while driving. Florida lady let’s an 11 year old with autism drive her to 7-11.
August 21, 2026
Rescue pug wins title at the annual World’s Ugliest Dog Contest. Sad lady sues in order to swim with dolphins to get happy.
August 20, 2026
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Weird AF News | Weird News Daily

Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Florida.

Florida woman pleasures herself in public, stated she “just wants to feel good”. Police learn the hard way, you can’t trust “Crooked Jess” with drug money.

FLORIDA FRIDAY – Police arrest a Florida woman for pleasuring herself in public and then stating, she “wants to feel good”. Floridaman accused of attacking his neighbor over a dog feces dispute. A Floridaman smashes multiple properties with a metal pipe after just getting out of jail for killing a swan. Florida police learn the hard way that you can’t trust “Crooked Jess” with money to buy crack. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining
the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy
a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH:
https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ – Check out the official website
https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at
http://instagram.com/funnyjones – wants Jonesy to come perform standup
comedy in your city? Fill out the form:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

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Florida woman pleasures herself in public, stated she “just wants to feel good”. Police learn the hard way, you can’t trust “Crooked Jess” with drug money.
September 4, 2026
The infamous serial buttsniffer has been arrested again for smelling crack. Mountain climbers are melting Everest’s glacier with their urine, study shows.
September 3, 2026
Teacher sets up a “Fart Corner” for her students. Woman wakes up to a bat crawling into her mouth.
September 1, 2026
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Support the Weird AF News podcast by joining the Patreon. Your small monthly subscription allows me to record, edit and deliver the podcast five days a week. Through the generosity of my patrons I’ve been able to remain highly caffeinated and I even recently purchased a quality microphone for the show. Unlock bonus episodes of Weird AF News, exclusive interviews with weird people, and video series like Weird AF Places. There are various levels of participation in the program but every dollar helps me out. 

Support Weird AF News

Are you a daily listener of Weird AF News? If so, don’t hesitate to show how much you appreciate all the hours that Jonesy sits in a hot closet recording all these weird AF stories for your listening pleasure.

Support the Weird AF News podcast by joining the Patreon. Your small monthly subscription allows me to record, edit and deliver the podcast five days a week. Through the generosity of my patrons I’ve been able to remain highly caffeinated and I even recently purchased a quality microphone for the show. Unlock bonus episodes of Weird AF News, exclusive interviews with weird people, and video series like Weird AF Places. There are various levels of participation in the program but every dollar helps me out. 

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