Weird AF News

The only daily weird news podcast

hosted by comedian jonesy!

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Florida.

Army officer suspended for leaving his post to “feed his pet lizard”. Man diagnosed with a plant growing from his eyeball.

Man diagnosed with a plant growing from his eyeball. New study reveals that 75% of NFL football players die with CTE. Army officer suspended after continuously leaving his post to feed his pet lizard. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining
the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy
a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH:
https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ – Check out the official website
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Army officer suspended for leaving his post to “feed his pet lizard”. Man diagnosed with a plant growing from his eyeball.
October 29, 2026
Exploding hotdog carts in Denver. Never-Ending cruise is finally ending because of rising fuel costs.
October 28, 2026
Man flees police in order to get his illegal raccoon vaccinated. 29 year old offender caught pretending to be a high school teen, again.
October 27, 2026
Costco has become a hotspot for the dating scene over cheap hotdogs. A moleman lives in a sewer and harasses children.
October 26, 2026
Florida police officer found a dead man, moved into his house and impersonated him. Florida woman takes 7 taser charges and still runs away from the police.
October 23, 2026
Man arrested for taping his wife to a chair so he could watch football in peace. Man pulls gun on his neighbors for refusing to do cocaine with him.
October 22, 2026
Nail salon gave a customer herpes twice in two years. Woman blocks food delivery robots as a form of protest.
October 21, 2026
“Our bikes are not for jousting”, says E-bike company, Lime. Man wins local election after telling voters he’s, “totally unqualified”.
October 20, 2026
Priest dies after large cross falls on him during livestreamed mass. “Fart Retreat” invites five days of shame free farting.
October 19, 2026
Floridaman shot Uber driver in the butt after he flirted with his girlfriend. Lady shot the manager after she was caught sleeping in her storage unit.
October 16, 2026
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Weird AF News | Weird News Daily

Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Florida.

Army officer suspended for leaving his post to “feed his pet lizard”. Man diagnosed with a plant growing from his eyeball.

Man diagnosed with a plant growing from his eyeball. New study reveals that 75% of NFL football players die with CTE. Army officer suspended after continuously leaving his post to feed his pet lizard. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining
the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy
a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH:
https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ – Check out the official website
https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at
http://instagram.com/funnyjones – wants Jonesy to come perform standup
comedy in your city? Fill out the form:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com
for information about our collection and use of personal data for
advertising.

Army officer suspended for leaving his post to “feed his pet lizard”. Man diagnosed with a plant growing from his eyeball.
October 29, 2026
Exploding hotdog carts in Denver. Never-Ending cruise is finally ending because of rising fuel costs.
October 28, 2026
Man flees police in order to get his illegal raccoon vaccinated. 29 year old offender caught pretending to be a high school teen, again.
October 27, 2026
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Support the Weird AF News podcast by joining the Patreon. Your small monthly subscription allows me to record, edit and deliver the podcast five days a week. Through the generosity of my patrons I’ve been able to remain highly caffeinated and I even recently purchased a quality microphone for the show. Unlock bonus episodes of Weird AF News, exclusive interviews with weird people, and video series like Weird AF Places. There are various levels of participation in the program but every dollar helps me out. 

Support Weird AF News

Are you a daily listener of Weird AF News? If so, don’t hesitate to show how much you appreciate all the hours that Jonesy sits in a hot closet recording all these weird AF stories for your listening pleasure.

Support the Weird AF News podcast by joining the Patreon. Your small monthly subscription allows me to record, edit and deliver the podcast five days a week. Through the generosity of my patrons I’ve been able to remain highly caffeinated and I even recently purchased a quality microphone for the show. Unlock bonus episodes of Weird AF News, exclusive interviews with weird people, and video series like Weird AF Places. There are various levels of participation in the program but every dollar helps me out. 

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