Florida Friday

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Florida.

Floridaman pulls out a gun and demands karaoke at the bar. Floridaman exposed his package to a mail carrier.

FLORIDA FRIDAY – Floridaman pulls out his gun at a bar because the karaoke machine didn’t work. Florida bill proposes removal of Algebra and English exam requirements for H.S. graduation. Floridaman exposed his genitals to a mail carrier in Miami Gardens. Scalpers Caught Selling Free DMV Appointments For $250 In Miami. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ – Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Floridaman pulls out a gun and demands karaoke at the bar. Floridaman exposed his package to a mail carrier.
March 21, 2025
Florida woman attacks Floridaman with a Pringles can. Florida teacher arrested for making children fight.
March 14, 2025
Florida woman stabs boyfriend for not eating her cooking. Floridaman swallows $770k worth of jewelry after arrest.
March 7, 2025
Floridaman bites deputy and police dog at a 7-11. Floridaman Games 2025: A celebration of athletic absurdity.
February 28, 2025
Florida woman attacks man with a garden hoe for not hanging out. Drunk Floridaman with no pants crashes into 7-11.
February 21, 2025
Florida woman attacks with a dildo. Florida couple arrested for unnatural acts in Wendy’s parking lot.
February 14, 2025
Florida teacher shows explicit pics of herself during show and tell. Floridaman barked like a dog inside an auto-parts store.
February 7, 2025
Florida man sits on gun, shoots himself in penis. School principal hosts alcohol fueled party of 100 teens at her own home.
January 31, 2025
Floridaman exposed “abnormally large” testicles to a teen. Lady busted with drugs in bag labeled, “Def not a bag of drugs.”
January 24, 2025
Floridaman tried to have sex with a horse’s nose. Florida lady stabs her hubby with a bladed cane on his birthday.
January 17, 2025
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Florida Episodes

For over a year, Florida Friday has been the most popular ongoing segment of Weird AF News. It seems that the fans of the podcast can’t get enough of all the degenerate news that comes out of the state of Florida each week. 

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Florida man arrested for allegedly performing a botched castration surgery on someone off a eunuch fetish website.
Porn Bunny
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Florida woman was arrested for allegedly putting Easter eggs full of pornographic images and and nonthreatening references to churches in people's mailboxes.
Inflatable Lover
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Florida man caught stealing and having sex with over 100 pool floats, says he did it so he wouldn’t rape anybody this year.

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