Florida Friday

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Florida.

Florida principal called student “Sexy Chocolate” as he rubbed her feet. Floridaman denied job interview, throws his urine.

FLORIDA FRIDAY – Florida man threw bottles of pee on employees of business that denied him job interview. assistant principal made student rub her feet, called him ‘Sexy Chocolate’. Florida teacher loses job for calling student by ‘preferred’ name. Southwest flight tried to take off from Florida taxiway after crew mistook it for runway. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ – Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Florida principal called student “Sexy Chocolate” as he rubbed her feet. Floridaman denied job interview, throws his urine.
April 11, 2025
Florida enjoys vandalizing Tesla’s. Floridaman gets violent after children refuse refills at a lemonaide stand.
April 4, 2025
Floridaman wanks in front of banks. Florida flight attendant attacks with a beer bottle.
March 28, 2025
Floridaman pulls out a gun and demands karaoke at the bar. Floridaman exposed his package to a mail carrier.
March 21, 2025
Florida woman attacks Floridaman with a Pringles can. Florida teacher arrested for making children fight.
March 14, 2025
Florida woman stabs boyfriend for not eating her cooking. Floridaman swallows $770k worth of jewelry after arrest.
March 7, 2025
Floridaman bites deputy and police dog at a 7-11. Floridaman Games 2025: A celebration of athletic absurdity.
February 28, 2025
Florida woman attacks man with a garden hoe for not hanging out. Drunk Floridaman with no pants crashes into 7-11.
February 21, 2025
Florida woman attacks with a dildo. Florida couple arrested for unnatural acts in Wendy’s parking lot.
February 14, 2025
Florida teacher shows explicit pics of herself during show and tell. Floridaman barked like a dog inside an auto-parts store.
February 7, 2025
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Florida Episodes

For over a year, Florida Friday has been the most popular ongoing segment of Weird AF News. It seems that the fans of the podcast can’t get enough of all the degenerate news that comes out of the state of Florida each week. 

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Florida man arrested for allegedly performing a botched castration surgery on someone off a eunuch fetish website.
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Florida woman was arrested for allegedly putting Easter eggs full of pornographic images and and nonthreatening references to churches in people's mailboxes.
Inflatable Lover
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Florida man caught stealing and having sex with over 100 pool floats, says he did it so he wouldn’t rape anybody this year.

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