Florida Friday

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Florida.

Floridaman tried to have sex with a horse’s nose. Florida lady stabs her hubby with a bladed cane on his birthday.

FLORIDA FRIDAY – Florida man accused of pulling out gun during Facebook Marketplace sale. Florida Man Arrested For Allegedly Making Sexual Contact with Horse. Florida Lawmaker Files Bill to Designate American Flamingo as Official State Bird. Florida woman kills husband with 18-inch bladed cane on his birthday. // /SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ – Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Floridaman tried to have sex with a horse’s nose. Florida lady stabs her hubby with a bladed cane on his birthday.
January 17, 2025
Florida woman poops on Dollar Store floor while man steals cleaning products. Man claims alien abduction during nude carjacking.
January 10, 2025
Floridaman with “Alone” face tattoo commits some crimes alone. Florida is building roads using radioactive waste.
January 3, 2025
Florida pizza delivery woman stabs customer over bad tip. Florida woman takes revenge on her ex boyfriend’s bong.
December 27, 2024
Meth smoking Floridaman attacks his mattress in a jealous rage. Man arrested after getting ‘a little naked’ in a Lyft.
December 20, 2024
Did you buy crack from the Florida police in the 90’s? Floridaman slaps his girlfriend in the face with a cheeseburger.
December 13, 2024
Naked Floridaman with pot and sex toys in a school on Thanksgiving. Floridaman shoots neighbor over loud music.
December 6, 2024
Floridaman knocks out roommate with a chair in dispute over feeding cats. Florida mom McShoots Florida daughter.
November 30, 2024
Floridaman squirts mystery liquid on girls’ butts at Ross Dress For Less. Man arrested for assaulting wife with spaghetti
November 22, 2024
Human head found on a popular Florida beach. Floridaman stabs brother in neck for talking over his food.
November 15, 2024
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Florida Episodes

For over a year, Florida Friday has been the most popular ongoing segment of Weird AF News. It seems that the fans of the podcast can’t get enough of all the degenerate news that comes out of the state of Florida each week. 

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Florida man arrested for allegedly performing a botched castration surgery on someone off a eunuch fetish website.
Porn Bunny
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Florida woman was arrested for allegedly putting Easter eggs full of pornographic images and and nonthreatening references to churches in people's mailboxes.
Inflatable Lover
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Florida man caught stealing and having sex with over 100 pool floats, says he did it so he wouldn’t rape anybody this year.

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