Episodes

Funeral home employee cut off dead man’s penis after learning he was a sex offender. Toilet cloggings cause Air India flight to turn back.

Air India Flight Turns Back After Passengers Flush Clothes and Blankets Down The Toilets, Clogging Them. Embalmer cut off dead man’s penis after learning he was a registered sex offender. An alarming number of people are mistaking nail glue for eyedrops. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon

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Mrs. Soon Bang arrested for running a sex parlor. Mr. Weiner is naked when he steals cars and flees police.

Woman named Soon Bang charged with running a NJ sex parlor. State Police arrest a Mr. Weiner for fleeing crash while naked. Bigfoot could get official state status if California bill passes. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones

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Man is shot by his own dog while in bed with a woman. Man picks his nose, hits an artery, is hospitalized, wife laughs..

Man says his dog shot him while he was ‘relaxing’ with his female friend in bed. People in China Are Buying ‘Bank Soil’ for $120, Believing It Will Make Them Rich. Man Rushed to Surgery After Nose-Picking Habit Ruptures Artery. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews

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Man plays soccer with another man’s decapitated head. Tourists in Dublin can’t stop touching a statue’s breasts.

Man convicted of murder for decapitating man and playing soccer with his head in New Mexico. Molly Malone statue in Dublin may be elevated to keep her out of reach of repeated breast groping. Citigroup Bank accidentally credits customer with $81 trillion instead of $280. // SUPPORT by joining the

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Florida woman stabs boyfriend for not eating her cooking. Floridaman swallows $770k worth of jewelry after arrest.

FLORIDA FRIDAY – Florida Woman Arrested for Stabbing Boyfriend After He Refused to Eat Her Cooking. Floridaman jewelry thief swallows $770K worth of Tiffany earrings just before arrest. Florida Man Calls 911 Asking for Help to ‘Assassinate’ Trump. Florida Officials Want to Rename Roads After Hit Songs. // SUPPORT by

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Baby pigs left to starve to death as part of an art exhibit. Postal service will no longer deliver grandma’s letters.

Denmark postal service to stop delivering letters. Piglets left to starve as part of a controversial art exhibition in Denmark have been stolen. Teleperformance Uses AI to Make Staff Sound Less Indian. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones

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Funeral home’s noodles are so good, diners pretend to be mourners. Movie theater has to pay mental agony damages for showing ads.

Chinese foodies pose as mourners to try funeral home’s noodles. Tooth fairy payouts drop to lowest rate in years. Court forces movie theater chain to pay for ‘mental agony’ of too many ads. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at

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Man arrested for sex with subway seat a second time. Scientists create Woolly Mice instead of Woolly Mammoth.

Rising egg prices in the US spark chicken rental trend. Man charged second time with attempting sex act with Metrolink seat. Scientists aiming to bring back woolly mammoth create woolly mice. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy

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No Measles Parties, please. Says health official. Influencer spent $140k to turn herself into a robot.

Female influencer spent $140k to look like a robot. Texas official warns against “measles parties” as outbreak keeps growing. Michigan veterinarian faces theft charge after refusing to return homeless man’s dog. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy

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Floridaman bites deputy and police dog at a 7-11. Floridaman Games 2025: A celebration of athletic absurdity.

FLORIDA FRIDAY – Floridaman arrested for DUI after crashing at the same intersection, at the same time, two nights in a row. Floridaman arrested for strange behavior with a Chucky doll outside a market. Floridaman passed out at a gas station, wakes up and bites deputy and dog. Floridaman Games

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