100,000 eggs stolen from trailer in Pennsylvania as police try to crack the case. Man arrested in deadly shooting of friend who said he could dodge bullets. Indian woman forces husband to sell kidney and then runs away with her lover. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon
Vietnam Paying Citizens Up To $200 To Snitch On Bad Drivers. Furries warned not to abuse other ‘species’ at Glasgow Furry Convention. priest accused of flossing his teeth with teen girl’s hair. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones
Robot cockfighting is proposed in Oklahoma in order to re-invigorate the cockfighting tradition. Woman in court for aggressively cyber farting at her boyfriend’s ex. Tattoo Artist Criticized For Giving 9-Year-Old Girl An American Flag Tattoo. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy a
FLORIDA FRIDAY – Florida elementary school principal is arrested after 100 kids found at her home for alcohol-fueled party. Florida man sits on gun, shoots himself in penis. Florida man with ankle monitor tells deputies he can’t go to jail because he has a curfew. Florida deputy caught smuggling drugs
Man gets year in jail for throwing fish and carrots in the Dept of motor Vehicles. Georgia healthcare worker faces felony for twerking on disabled person’s head. Newly discovered asteroid turns out to be Tesla Roadster launched into space. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews –
Robots to race humans at China half-marathon. Mississippi politician files ‘Contraception Begins at Erection Act. Pennsylvania flood museum temporarily closed due to flooding. //SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ – Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com
Canadian man’s Bigfoot hunting expeditions used against him in court of law. Las Vegas ice cream truck mistaken for ICE vehicle. Passenger clings onto outside of 175mph German train when doors close on him while smoking cigarette. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy
Elementary school student goes permanently blind after eating too many chicken nuggets in Malaysia. Man Gets Penis Stuck to Icy Sidewalk During Drunken Brawl in Canada. Random mailboxes have been stuffed with erotic romance novels in New Zealand community. //SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR
FLORIDA FRIDAY – Florida Woman With Bag That Read ‘Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs’ Arrested as Bag Was Indeed Full of Drugs. Florida man pardoned by Trump on Jan 6th charges gets arrested on gun charges the next day. Florida woman tells deputies she has marijuana hidden inside
Washington Capitals NHL hockey goalie says tossed nachos to blame for conceding goal. Japan launches drinkable mayo for fans that just can’t get enough. Cat makes three flights in 24 hours after being left on plane. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy